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英语的情话土起来，也一样土甜土甜的……

“你有打火机吗？”

“没有。”

“那你是怎样扑灭我的心的……”

如此的土味情话，是当下撩妹撩汉的主流。连明星们也开头斗起土来。

在抖音上，还盛行着一段英语的土话：

Your eyes are so pretty

你眼睛真标致

Thank you

谢谢！

But mine are prettier than yours.

但我的眼比你更标致

Why?

为什么

Cause you are in my eyes

由于我眼里有你啊

看来，斗起憨厚来，洋气的英语，也一样有土壤的芬芳，不信你看。

1

You must be a high test score.

你试卷分数很高吧？

Why?

何出此言？

Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

由于我想把你带回家，给我爸妈晒晒。

2

Hi, is your name google?

你好，你是叫谷歌吧？

No!Why?

不是啊，什么情况？

Because you have everything I'm looking for

由于我想找的东西，你都有啊！

(我毕竟何处吸引你了！我改还不可吗！)

3

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?

你信赖一见钟情吗？假如没有的话，要不我再从你身边颠末一次？

4

If nothing lasts forever…Will you be my nothing?

假如说没有什么能天长地久……那你能做我的“没有什么”吗？

5

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

假如我能重新分列字母表，我要把 U 和 I 放在一同。

（别了吧，如今排序挺好的）

6

Do I know you?

我是不是熟悉你？

Why?

啥？

Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend

由于你看上去特别像我的下一任女友！

（我长得这么倒霉？）

7

If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world...You would have a dollar.

假如我要把4个25美分，送给天下上最斑斓的4个女人，你就有一块钱了。

（听完后脸上写满了开心）

8

I'm writing a termpaper on the finer things in life……And I was wondering if I could interview you.

我正在写一篇期末论文，关于生存里特别优美的事变……以是我能采访下你吗？

9

Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word GORGEOUS!

我在哪儿能看到你？啊，我想起来了，就在字典上“美颜”的后边。

（还怪不佳意思的呢）

10

Can I follow you where you're going right now?

你如今去哪儿，我就去哪儿，行吗？

Why?

什么意思？

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

由于我爸妈说了，要我不休跟随我的梦。

11

Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.

你迩来是不是被蜜蜂包抄了？由于你比蜂蜜都要甜。

12

I hope you know CPR…… Because you are taking my breath away!

渴望你会做心肺清醒……由于，我的呼吸被你带走了！

13

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.

你有没有多的心脏？我的心早已被你偷走了。

14

Are you a camera?

你是照相机？

Why？

什么啊？

Because everytime I look at you, I smile.

由于我每次看你时，我都市笑。